Showing posts with label bread. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bread. Show all posts

Thursday, February 17, 2022

How to make frankenbread

Have you ever wanted to make a loaf of terrifying frankenbread, perhaps for Halloween or some other special occasion? It's easy-peasy.

Just combine the ingredients in the bread machine, forget to add yeast, and voilĂ : a hideous and inedible glob of baked goo. Frankenbread.

You're welcome.

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

How to make your own yeast

My friend Lisa Bedford, the Survival Mom, has the niftiest post up: How to make your own yeast.


A lot more people are baking at home these days, and yeast has become a premium item. In some places, it's in short supply. Lisa offers a wonderful tutorial on a DIY option for this bread stable. Go check it out.

Tuesday, October 29, 2019

One of those days

It was a busy day. Shelling beans, packing a box to ship ahead to Virginia (for my upcoming road trip with Older Daughter), making pizza for dinner, paying bills, keeping the woodstove stoked (high of 27F today), and many other tasks.

This included making a batch of bread (I use a bread machine). Unfortunately a stray elbow slammed into the bread bucket, resulting in a huge mess.


Sigh. What else can I do but just clean it up?


And do laundry.


Yep, one of those days.

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Modern description

Don, Younger Daughter, and I were discussing sourdough starter last night, specifically the San Francisco sourdough starter. Younger Daughter was asking how a starter can be continually cultivated.


"So you just add flour and water and it has the same taste as the original starter?" she asked.

"Yes."

"So it’s like copying and pasting food, then?"


Yes, that about sums it up.

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Making bread (the cheater's way)

A few days ago I made a passing reference to my bread machine, prompting some questions from interested readers.

I'm no good at breadmaking. Early in our marriage, I tried and tried and tried to make bread ... and didn't have much luck. Long story short, around 1996 or so I broke down and purchased a bread machine, specifically a Regal Kitchen Pro Model no. K6743. At the time, it was one of the top-rated machines.

(I took this photo off an eBay listing, because my bread machine isn't nearly this clean and shiny.)

This marvelous invention has churned out literally thousands of loaves of bread over the last 20 years. Don's a sandwich guy, so on average I make two or three loaves a week.


For awhile, bread machines were the "thing" to have, but for some inexplicable reason many people never used them once they had them. As a result, you can often pick up pristine hardly-used machines in thrift stores, often with the instruction books intact. Gold!

I'm sure today's modern bread machines are far better than the one I currently use, but I certainly have no room to complain about my particular model; it still works flawlessly. A lot of newer machines produce more "loaf-shaped" loaves as well, but we're so used to the taller vertical bucket that we never give it much thought.

For literally the entire lives of our girls, they've eaten homemade bread. In fact, here's a true story: One time when Younger Daughter was just a baby, I got behind on making bread and we ran out, so Don purchased a couple of loaves at the grocery store. When he came home, Older Daughter (who was about three years old) watched him unpack the items. Suddenly she came flying into the bedroom where I was changing Younger Daughter's diaper. "Mommy, mommy!" she yelled with great excitement. "The bread! It’s sliced!"

The girls have dabbled in the "great unknown" of commercial white bread at various times, but they're grown to dislike the pasty consistency and bland flavor and now appreciate a good wheat bread.

Over the years, I've made different types, but our daily standby is wheat. It's not whole wheat, since the recipe calls for both unbleached white flour and oatmeal, but it's tasty and hearty and makes excellent sandwiches.

I add the following ingredients (in the following order) for one loaf of wheat bread, #2 setting on the bread machine:

10 oz. warm water
1½ teaspoons salt
1½ tablespoons sugar (or honey)
3 tablespoons butter or margarine
2 cups white flour (don't bother with bread flour)
1½ cups whole wheat flour
2/3 cup oatmeal
1½ teaspoons yeast

One reader asked what yeast we use. I buy bulk Saf Instant yeast and store it in a quart jar in the fridge.


At first I was embarrassed to be "caught" using a bread machine, but gradually I came to realize I should be no more embarrassed than if I were "caught" using a washing machine or a similarly useful invention. The fact of the matter is, I would not make homemade bread nearly as fast as Don could eat it without the handiness and ease of this gizmo.

So that's the skinny on our bread machine.

Friday, February 6, 2015

Lots of "home" stuff

I took this random photo the other night. It wasn't "planned" (that is, orchestrated) -- it just "happened."


What you're seeing is two bowls full of home-raised eggs, home-grown garlic (in one of the plastic bowls), homemade bread, and homemade cheese-garlic biscuits. Lots of "home" stuff.

Ahhh... life on a farm. Gotta love it.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

My Secret Shame


Here's my latest posting on RegularGuy.com called "My Secret Shame."  Chew on this one!