Showing posts with label Hobbit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hobbit. Show all posts

Saturday, May 15, 2021

Life as a hobbit

We love our new home. It has everything we need, but on a smaller scale than our old home. However we've discovered one drawback: It's made for giants.

Tall people don't have it easy fitting into a world made for shorter folks. Here is a photo essay of some of the genuine struggles tall people have with everyday things.

But we have the opposite problem. Don and I are hobbits. We're not exactly three-foot-six (how Tolkien defined the species) but sometimes it seems we're close. I'm 5'2", Don is 5'6", and we've learned step stools are just going to be part and parcel of living here.

Yes, this is one of our best friends.

Consider a few things that are literally beyond my reach in our new home.

The outdoor thermometer. Someone fastened it at least six feet up on the wall. We haven't used this thermometer because neither of us can see it easily. (Yes, we plan to lower it.)

This is the refrigerator that came with the house.

It's a fine refrigerator, but because the freezer is at the bottom, I cannot reach the back of the refrigerator's top shelf. I need the step stool.

Or consider the microwave. Way above my head. Does the rotating tray need cleaning? I have no idea. I haven't climbed the step stool to find out.

In fact, the whole kitchen is a huge challenge.

The upper cabinets are so high that I can only reach the lowest shelves. Therefore almost every cabinet is empty (items are stored in the pantry instead).

Our eventual goal for the kitchen is to remove all the upper cabinets (Don can use them in the shop) and install a shelf, at a convenient reach for me to reach, around the entire perimeter of the kitchen walls above the counter. Just think – it would give us room for artwork on the walls!

As for the wonderful pantry Don built – well, it's perfect. He built it just the right size for halflings. I didn't realize this until some neighbors (husband and wife) came over to visit and we showed them this customized storage space. The husband's head literally brushed the light, and he was by no means excessively tall. But hey, it works for us (though I need the step ladder to reach the highest shelves).

Even the bathroom offers challenges. We have a wonderful shower with a removable shower head – and it's juuuuust beyond my reach. (Don can reach it easily since he's got four inches on me.)

The previous owners left some door hooks inside the bathroom door. The left-hand hooks are too tall for me to reach. I can reach the lower hooks on the right-hand side, but not the upper hooks.

So Don sweetly installed some hooks for clothes at a more convenient level for me.

Last year, we purchased some inexpensive patio furniture we use indoors. It's fine furniture, but even the seats are a little too deep for comfort, so I use a pillow to push me forward whenever I sit.

We had some lovely neighbors back at our old place, and they had an enormous sectional sofa in their living room. During visits, I had to perch on the edge of the sofa, otherwise I'd be almost reclining if I sat back. The husband in this case was 6'7" in height, so those sectionals were perfect for him. Not a good fit for halflings, though.

So that's life as a hobbit – inconvenient at times, but not insurmountably so. And on the whole, I'd rather be a hobbit than a giant.

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Middle Earth epitaph

A friend (who wishes to remain anonymous) spontaneously came up with this joke which cracked us up:

What is written about people in Middle Earth when they die?



A Hobbituary.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Hobbity food

Older Daughter was making herself some breakfast the other day -- toast, diced potatoes, and an omelet. She calls such comfort food "Hobbity food."


Suddenly it dawned on me that she was using exclusively homemade or home-grown ingredients, to wit: bread, butter, eggs, garlic, milk, potatoes, cheese, and onions.


To my way of thinking, it was a minor triumph -- to be able to eat well from the results of our own labors.

Hobbity food indeed!

Sunday, December 23, 2012

There and back again

Yesterday our girls realized a long-awaited dream: to see The Hobbit.


It was Older Daughter's slightly belated birthday present, and we got together with neighbors to view it in a theater in Coeur d'Alene.


(That is, everyone else saw it. Me, I went Christmas shopping. Kick me if I ever think Christmas shopping on the Saturday before Christmas is even a remotely good idea. But I digress.)


So how was the movie? Older Daughter summed it up this way: "When it was good, it was very very good..." -- leaving the rest of the nursery rhyme unsaid. Despite all our warnings about not being too disappointed because it didn't follow the book, there was still an element of disappointment. Our girls have been Tolkien fans since they were old enough to read, so naturally the movie could never live up to their standards.

Nonetheless, they loved it. Hope that doesn't sound like too much of a contradiction.

Afterward we all went to pizza, a rare treat.


Some grocery shopping, and then the girls and I hit downtown Coeur d'Alene. It was a-twinkle with Christmas lights and looked beautiful, magical. (Sorry this photo is blurry.)


The Coeur d'Alene Resort Hotel, a monstrously huge edifice right on the waterfront, lights itself up in many festive ways.


And the high-rise apartment buildings were aglow with lights along every balcony level.


We weren't shopping, we were just enjoying the sights. We hit the girls' two favorite stores: All Things Irish, and Figpickel's Toy Emporium.

All Things Irish looks absolutely gorgeous, dressed up for Christmas.


It had some beautiful statuary.



Afterward, we stepped across the street to Figpickel's, a toy store you never outgrow. It has things ranging from the magical...


...to the outrageously silly...


...and everything in between. Three-dimensional Clue? Check.


Six-foot movable Ferris wheel made of plastic straw toys? Check.


Altogether a very fun day. We returned home tired and sated with the sights, ready for some rural peace and quiet.

Friday, November 2, 2012

The airline of Middle Earth

This is a riot! It seems Air New Zealand has released a Hobbit-themed airline safety video.


Well worth watching, especially for all you Lord of the Rings fans!