Well, after having what seemed like everything fall apart in the last couple of months, I'm pleased to report everything's fixed.
It all started in early September when our water heater went kaput.
Fortunately we had purchased a portable on-demand shower heater, so Don built an outdoor shower and we used this for most of September and October.
We ordered a replacement water heater, but its delivery was delayed for weeks.
During this waiting period, we had another project: Installing a larger propane tank. Last year we had a small tank installed, but larger tanks weren't available. This year, they were.
But getting this larger tank was a whole ball of wax by itself. A large tank can't be installed against a structure; it needs to be placed away from the house, which meant digging a trench to bury the line.
This is the peaceful little side yard where the trench had to go, before all the chaos interrupted it.
In attempting to trench the ditch using a sub-soiler, Don inadvertently snapped the power line to the well pump, leaving us without any water whatsoever.
This led to yet another issue: the power line to the well, we learned, was not burial cable; it was standard household romex (the kind of wire that's supposed to be inside walls and safe from moisture). Who DID this? We have no idea how long this sub-par wire has been buried, much less how it managed to hold up to (presumably) decades of use. In the end we agreed it was a blessing in disguise that Don snapped the wire. Had that not happened, we would never have known where it was buried in the event of a future failure.
To fix the power line, a neighbor came in with his small backhoe and dug a trench from the power source to the well house, about 100 feet.
Then the proper burial wire was laid down, hooked up to the well, and the trench filled in. Took a few days, but at least we had (cold) water back.
But we were also on a deadline to get the trench dug for the propane tank. It sounds so simple, right? All we had to do was dig a trench four inches wide and twelve inches deep. One of the challenges was getting a hole underneath this concrete walkway.
The trouble is, we're living on a bed of pure clay. Digging that trench was some of the hardest physical work we've ever done.
Don did what he could with the subsoiler, which at least broke up portions of the clay.
But after that, it was all hand work involving an enormous variety of tools: pick-axe, breaker bar, rock hammer, clamshells, Sawz-all, etc. The four-foot section between the walkway and the house alone took me hours, and mostly involved smashing the clay lose with the heavy breaker bar. (That's the old smaller tank on the right, that was being replaced.)
Once the trench was deep enough, we started hammering a pipe under the walkway using a sledgehammer, so the propane pipe could be installed. We'd hammer it in a couple inches at a time, then pull it out (using pipe wrenches), clear the dirt, and hammer it in some more. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
At long last, the tip of the pipe emerged from the other end.
Can you see it?
I spray-painted the opening to make it more visible for the propane installers.
Here are all the tools we used to dig that bloody trench.
When the trench was finished, we had a couple days before the propane tank installers came. The weather promised to be dry until literally the day they arrived. We were worried the trench would fill with water, so we covered it as best we could.
Those poor tank installers arrived during a torrential downpour.
They did NOT waste any time, let me tell you. They swung the new tank onto the pad we'd made.
They leveled and braced it.
Then they removed the old, smaller tank...
...and placed it next to the larger tank just long enough to transfer the propane from one to the other.
Then they buttoned everything up and fled. The poor guys were soaked. I wished I had some warm cookies or something I could have offered.
About a week later (in much better weather), the propane company came out and topped off the tank.
The view from the kitchen window is less picturesque now, but (I think) more beautiful. Having a large propane tank is such a nice secure feeling.
Meanwhile the new water tank finally arrived.
It promised to be a model of ease and efficiency. Famous last words, right?
I should point out the water heater itself is fine. It was everything else that went wrong. Don
discovered a cascading series of plumbing catastrophes, mostly involving PEX hosing. He made more runs to the
hardware store over the last four weeks than in the last two years.
The floor under the old heater had water damage. How long has that been there? Who knows?
The floor wasn't wet (at this point), so Don installed an OSB cover for extra strength.
Then the investigations began. He found a wet patch under the house, indicating something was leaking or dripping. He traced it to the dishwasher, an appliance we have literally never used since moving into the house nearly two years ago. Out it came.
Then he took a closer look under the kitchen sink and saw how badly it was plumbed. Honestly, who's responsible for all this? Not the people who sold us the house; they had only lived here three years.
I mean, look how the valves are embedded into the cabinets bottom. It's impossible to turn them.
The water leak under the dishwasher was pretty bad. And old.
We set a fan in front of it for about 12 hours.
Meanwhile Don crawled around under the house, taking out sopping wet insulation and tracing other leaks.
It turns out it wasn't just the dishwasher hose that was leaking; it was the line to the refrigerator. Remember all the issues we had with the stupid fancy refrigerator? This is why we prefer simple appliances!
So, working backwards, Don corrected all the issues. He replaced all the kitchen hoses, put in new PEX lines, installed dry insulation, and stapled up new "belly fabric."
Then he purchased a brand-new sink faucet and installed it properly.
That took care of the ancillary plumbing issues. However there was still the hot water tank to install. And oh my, I don't think I've ever seen my saintly husband so frustrated in the 32 years we've been married.
There were a number of issues he faced. The old tank was installed when PEX tubing was apparently in its infancy, so Don was tasked with melding the old with the new. The old fittings and hoses didn't fit newer fittings and hoses. The copper tubing that fitted into the old PEX lines apparently doesn't exist anymore, and he had to order specialized fittings online (and wait for them to arrive). And things leaked! This leaked, and that leaked, and other things leaked. The crimping tool was sub-par and he had to purchase a better (and pricier) crimper. And to top it off, there was a fair bit of "operator error" as Don wrestled with a style of plumbing with which he had no previous experience. ("I learned a lot," he concluded dryly.)
And you want to know the irony? We have a brand-new on-demand water heating sitting in a box! We ordered it last year in hopes of installing it at some point in the future; but since we didn't have a large enough propane tank to support it at the time, we saved it for a future installation. In early September, when our water heater went out and we ordered a replacement, we had not yet contacted the propane company to inquire about getting a larger tank. In other words, the issues of which kind of water heater to install "crossed in the mail," so to speak.
All the plumbing woes, however, makes Don much more inclined to install the on-demand heater come spring. We can then sell the new tank heater when we hold our yard sale (which doesn't look like it will happen this year).
As you can imagine, the cumulative costs we've incurred over the past two months have been substantial. Ah, but now – thanks to Don's hard work and ingenuity – everything's fixed! We have hot water, we have repaired plumbing, we finally got rid of that silly dishwasher, the leaks are fixed, the understory insulation is dry, and things are back to normal.
We're in the process of dismantling the lovely outdoor shower and packing it away for a future need. And just in time, too; we have a major weather change happening by the end of the week.
Nighttime temps will be approaching freezing, and daytime temps will be about 25 degrees cooler than we've been having. No one wants to shower outdoors in these temps. Winter is on its way.
But ... we have hot water again. Blessings!