The miracle of baling twine

Anyone who's ever had hay bales on their property understands the wonders of baling twine as a universal fix-it tool on par with duct tape. I can't even begin to list the sheer numbers of things we've patched, fixed, or held together with the stuff.

So when readers Mike and Amy sent me the following, I laughed out loud and agreed.

This got me thinking: what's the weirdest thing you've ever fixed with baling twine? (When I asked Don to answer this, he thought for awhile and finally said, "I don't know. We fix everything with baling twine.")