I have a new column posted at RegularGuy.com called Clueless in Seattle. Enjoy!
UPDATE: Before anyone gets too annoyed at my friend Janet, please keep in mind that "Janet" doesn't actually exist. She is an amalgamation of numerous people I know. I've received all these comments at one time or another from different people and decided to roll them all together into one mythical friend. So don't pummel Janet too hard!
