Politically correct literature

Paul Wald at SaltCreekLife.com has a few choice words to say about the politically-correct rewriting of Huckleberry Finn. Among his other gems, he suggested this PC version of Shakespeare:

Shakespeare – Merchant of Venice act 3 scene 1
If you prick us, do we not bleed?
if you tickle us, do we not laugh?

Shakespeare – Merchant of Venice act 3 scene 1 – for today’s student
If you poke us, won’t we un-friend?
if you tickle us, don’t we LOL?

This sent me into peals of...well, LOL.

That's "Merry Christmas," not "Happy Holidays"

I've never heard this group before, but our pastor sent us a link to a group called "The Go Fish Guys." This song is a hoot!