Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Joke du jour

I want to emphasize that our pastor sent this to me. Our pastor.

The guy's got a great sense of humor.
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A WINTER STATISTIC:

98% of Americans say “Oh sh*t” before going in the ditch on a slippery road.

The other 2% are from Idaho, and they say “Hold my beer and watch this.”

2 comments:

  1. I'm sure there is probably 2% who can't admit they screwed up,so they make up a heroic story about dodging an animal in the road about 2 minutes after landing in the ditch.

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  2. I have little doubt that this was originally a Tennessee joke.

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