I've been slogging through a huge backlog of emails left over from my Portland trip when I came across this beauty. This is one of those generic shot-in-the-dark emails we all get from Namibia or the Philippines or whatever. Like this person really has seen my "profile," right? (Spelling and punctuation left intact.)
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Hello my dear
I'm miss evelin maluga,slim stature,open minded, honest, trusted,caring and just to mention but a little. I hope honesty and trust they say build a strong relationship,no matter the distance that keeps us apart it still gives me the confident to write you this mail. I go through your profile today and it was very lovely .I will really appreciate it if we can click together as one great lovers.I DO NOT LIKE A MAN THAT PLAY GAMES I NEED A REAL MAN COS I AM A REAL WOMAN OK Please kindly mail me back So that we can know about ourselves I'm waiting urgently to see your lovely mail soon.
Yours in love
evelin
Woo.
ReplyDeleteThat's a real skin-crawler, ain't it?
A.McSp
lol!
ReplyDeleteyou got yourself a mail-order bride!