In-your-face stuff from an opinionated
rural north Idaho housewife.
The puppy can READ!!!A. McSp
Yeah, A.McSp, she can read...but it's apparent she wears shoes on only two of her paws. How terribly gauche!Anonymous PatriotUSA
I agree.However, the way she styles her eyeliner sorta makes up for it, I think. Kind of exotic, but in an understated way, you know?A. McSp
Eyeliner? Haven't you noticed the deplorable condition of her nails? She needs a professional pawdicure. I swear, Lydia's let herself go the past couple of weeks. Perhaps she heard the gossip about Major. He's a known rover, and rumor has it he's seeing that prissy little French poodle at the end of the road. I hope he gets mange - it would serve him right. Poor Lydia, she looks so forlorn. Did you see the title of the book she's reading? It's "Chicken Soup for the Woman's Soul." She's obviously trying to find comfort in an inspirational book. Let this be a lesson to all of us - once a dog, always a dog. Rank and breeding have nothing to do with fidelity. Anonymous PatriotUSA
A.P...Girl, you don't miss a THING.I wish you were here to help me decide on this new nail polish for my tootsies...it's called Cavegirl Crimson. I think it would be a perfect shade for Lydia, too.And Major must be non compus woofus. Even at her worst, homedog is hotter than any prissy poodle that ever prissed the planet.A. McSp