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Saturday, January 15, 2011

Off-color joke

I confess I found this hilarious. But then, I have a penchant for blue humor.
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Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.

The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

I gave her my name. In a very loud voice the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But I recovered quickly and in an equally loud voice replied,

"NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause.

8 comments:

  1. This joke is hysterical....not bad like a lot of off color jokes are.....thanks for sharing and your book cover looks great.....praying for you to sell tons of them...
    Thanks for your blog...found you from a friend that just moved back to NW Wash. from NC

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  2. I think the PC version of this joke may go as follows. I am so sorry. Have you had your eggs or testicles messed with? Shut your yap hole then. If you please. Sorry about that, I guess my aging prostrate overpowered my good sence.

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  3. Being a medical provider myself, I find that hilarious!

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  4. I changed doctors for much this same reason. No one in the waiting room has the right to hear my social security number, my insurance number, and what I'm being seen for.

    Still, I laughed my fool head off and then insisted upon reading it to everyone else in the room.

    :)

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  5. i rank this right up there with what i told my new dr. (in the military med. facilities you get a new doc about every 2 yrs and this was a new one)when he said i needed to get a routine mammogram...i told him that i would take his advise only when he can prove to me that he has had his mammogram. then and only then will a male dr. know how painful those machines are.

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