Every morning I make Don's coffee. We have different hours (he's a night owl, I'm an early bird) so I'm always up first and consider it a wifely honor to make his coffee when he gets up.
Since he's the only coffee drinker in the house, we don't have a coffee maker, but instead just use a cone and mesh filter.
Yesterday morning I made Don's coffee then departed to feed the livestock and clean Matilda's pen. When I came back in the house half an hour later, Don said, "I don't know who's loopier. You, for forgetting to put coffee in the coffee filter..."
"Oh no!" I exclaimed.
"...or me, for drinking it."
Once I stopped laughing, Don admitted he thought the coffee tasted a bit weak but didn't realize it was because there was no coffee in the filter. He had a nice refreshing mug of hot water instead.