A friend sent this.
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu:
- Tourist: $5.00
- Broiled Missionary: $10.00
- Fried Explorer: $15.00
- Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a high price for the politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh*t, it takes all morning."