Self-Sufficiency Series

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Chuckle du jour

A friend sent this.
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu:

- Tourist: $5.00

- Broiled Missionary: $10.00

- Fried Explorer: $15.00

- Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a high price for the politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh*t, it takes all morning."

3 comments:

  1. thanks for the chuckle...made my day!

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  2. My sons love cannibal jokes. My hubby likes politician jokes. They all loved this one.
    Thanks

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