Monday, March 28, 2011

Chuckle du jour

Found this online this morning and got a chuckle out of it.

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.”

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.

"Catatonics and High Colonics"......No go.

Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"....thumbs down again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds"....still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes".......unacceptable again!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts".....not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts" way.

"Freaks and Cheeks".....still no good.

"Loons and Moons".....forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones--Odds and Ends"

Everyone loved it.


  1. I don't know, I kinda liked Lost Souls and Butt Holes--it reminds me of our current Liberal administration.

    Speaking of which, I parked next to a car today that had a bumper sticker on one side of the car that read NURSES SAVE LIVES and a bumper sticker on the other side of the car that read I AM PRO CHOICE AND I VOTE. My 14 year old daughter read them, looked at me and just shook her head...

  2. I busted a stitch laughing at this one!

  3. Hysterical!

    And Grandma Tillie, oh my...the irony!

  4. Toooo funny!!! We need to laugh or we'd all go crazy! {some of us are already there!}

  5. How about...Oddly enough,this is the end? Can't touch this! Sorry M.C. Hammer I stole that line from you.