Here's a joke a woman told in church today.
A five-year-old boy was attending the baptism of his baby sister Sarah. Afterward on the drive home, he start crying uncontrollably. His concerned parents try to get him to explain what upset him. Finally he hiccups, "When the pastor baptized Sarah, he said she and I must be raised in a good Christian home...and...and..." His tears break out afresh. "And I want to stay with YOU!"