Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Eye shadow!

Ooooh, I just got the most exciting email!


I would like to know if you would have an interest in purchasing this domain name (I found your contact information online and see that you own correct?). can provide a SEO boost in this market, which includes leads that pay for themselves saving you advertising money (advertisers are paying $1.03 per click for these exact keywords). It is also very simple to type in/remember; and can help improve, secure, and protect your web branding identity.

The price for this domain is just $350. I am reaching out to other related businesses in the next few days, and this domain will go to the first company who replies.

Thank you,


I'm quite certain John has carefully read The Simplicity Primer and knows exactly how much it's related to (cough) eye shadow primer.



  1. That sounds like an offer just too good to pass up! /end sarcasm

    Andrea S

  2. HA HA, well you know you love those crazy shoes, why not eyeshadow too! maybe they will have a farmers line! :)

  3. Are you lucky or what? Better jump on the deal before he offers it to Enola! ;)


  4. lol, i wonder if this guy has friends in nicaragua...

  5. Phyllis (N/W Jersey)September 14, 2011 at 5:52 PM

    Oh, Patrice, go for it! I really, really need a new eye shadow color to wear when I shovel out the chicken coop....

  6. And think how popular it could make the girls!


    Stand by to hear next from Marsha.

    A. McSp

  7. Do people use a "primer" coat before spackling on the eye shadow, or would this be a "primer" (tutorial?) for applying the shadow?

    I am SO out of touch. (I think I'm proud of that, though.)

  8. I agree with rural mom... uhhhh what IS eye shadow primer?! is this like paint primer?