Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Chuckle du jour

I lifted this off the WND website.  Gave me a chuckle.

Three men married wives from different states.

The first man married a woman from Michigan.  He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.  It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Kentucky.  He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.  The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.  By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a woman from New Jersey.  He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes and laundry washed, lawn mowed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.

The first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see anything either.

By the end of the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich ad load the dishwasher.


  1. Hey! I know that chick from New Jersey! She's now my neighbor! lol And single!

    Girl drives a mean tractor/mower and works five acres all by herself.

    Ex-hubby's still in New Jersey lookin' for the swelling to go down in his other eye.
    ngrk ngrk ngrk...giggle giggle.

    A. McSp

  2. Polite requests go a long ways with me. Puppy eyes will get you anything you want. But orders will only get you black eyes.