Our pastor and his wife recently attended a private school Christmas pageant (where, they noted, it was delightful to see symbols, decorations, and songs about Christmas, not "winter").
After the pageant was finished and as they left their seats, a child stared at our pastor's wife and said in awe, "Are you Mrs. Clause?"
This gracious and gentle lady replied, "No, I'm not even a distant relative." But apparently the child was no less awed.
Nice to know we go to church with such exalted personages...