Country Living Series

Friday, June 8, 2012

Gonna be a bear

A reader sent this. Made me chuckle.
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In this life I am a woman. In my next life I would like to come back as a bear.

• When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing for six months but sleep. I could live with that.

• Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could live with that.

• When you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could live with that.

• If you are a Mama Bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you swat them too. I could live with that.

• If you have a mate, he expects you to wake up GROWLING. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.



YUP. GONNA BE A BEAR.

5 comments:

  1. Too cute!!! Thanks for sharing.

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  2. I've read this before and it's one of those things that is great to re-read. Thanks! :o)

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  3. I've always felt an affinity for bears... now I know why. Definitely coming back as a bear next time! :)

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