Friday, June 8, 2012

Gonna be a bear

A reader sent this. Made me chuckle.

In this life I am a woman. In my next life I would like to come back as a bear.

• When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing for six months but sleep. I could live with that.

• Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could live with that.

• When you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could live with that.

• If you are a Mama Bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line you swat them too. I could live with that.

• If you have a mate, he expects you to wake up GROWLING. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.



  1. Too cute!!! Thanks for sharing.

  2. I've read this before and it's one of those things that is great to re-read. Thanks! :o)

  3. I've always felt an affinity for bears... now I know why. Definitely coming back as a bear next time! :)