An alert reader (to use a favorite phrase of humor writer Dave Barry) sent me a link to a new (cough) "fashion" phenomenon known as "drop crotch" jeans.
Just when I'm sure fashion can't possibly get any stupider, I'm proven wrong.
According to the article, "It’s certainly a brave fad, and something likely only hardcore fashionistas could pull off. As Refinery29 pointed out, these pants make cool girls look even cooler 'while making the rest of us look like we were wearing adult diapers.'"
Yeah! Adult diapers! My idea of nouveau fashion!
One cynic accurately observed, "These would be great for shoplifting a turkey."
Couldn't have said it any better myself.