Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Take your golf clubs and.....

A friend sent this to me.


The administration has passed a new law titled: "The Affordable Golf Club Act" declaring that every citizen must purchase a new set of golf clubs, before April 2014.

This law has been passed, because until now, typically only the wealthy or financially responsible have been able to purchase new golf clubs without the assistance of their government.

This new law ensures that every American can now have "affordable" golf clubs of their own, because everyone is equally entitled to new golf clubs. And if you want to keep the golf clubs you already have, you can do that, until April 2014.

These affordable golf clubs will cost from $1,000 to $3,000 each depending on your income level. This does not include taxes, pull cart, electric cart fees, green fees, membership fees, balls, tees, gloves, range finders, storage fees, maintenance, or repair costs.

In order to make sure everyone participates and purchases their affordable golf clubs, the costs of owning golf clubs will increase 50% each year up to 400% by year 2018. This way, wealthy people will pay more for something that other people don't want or can't afford to maintain. People who can't afford or refuse to maintain their golf clubs will be fined. However, children under the age of 26 can use their parents’ golf clubs until they turn 27 at which time they must purchase their own golf clubs.

If you don't want or think you don't need golf clubs, you are still required to buy them. If you refuse to buy a set or make claims that you can't afford them, you will be fined $800 until you purchase a set or face imprisonment.

People living in farming areas, ghettos, inner cities, Wyoming, or areas with no access to golf courses are not exempt. Age, health, prior experience or no experience are not acceptable excuses for not buying, maintaining, and using your golf clubs.

A government review board that doesn't know the difference between a hook and a slice will decide everything. This includes when, where, how often and for what purposes you can use your golf clubs along with how many people can ride in your golf cart. The board will also determine if participants are too old or not healthy enough to be able to use their golf clubs.

They will also decide if your golf clubs have outlived their usefulness or if you must purchase specific accessories, like a range finder with slope adjustment or a newer and more expensive set of golf clubs.

Those that can afford memberships at expensive golf country clubs will be required to buy memberships. If you are already a member and you like your membership you can keep your membership. After April 2014, a different country club will be assigned for you to purchase a membership.

Government officials are exempt from this new law as they and their families and some of their friends and a few of their friends friends can obtain golf clubs at taxpayers’ expense.


  1. Hahahahaha, I just love it that Wyoming is singled out. Even though I may someday leave my beloved state, I truly like that it's considered to be a vast wasteland of nothingness.
    Aside from being mineral rich and having a state budget that gives money to resident students to attend in-state college/university (Hathaway Scholarship), we have lots of golf courses and even have Polo fields close to where I live. Don't tell anyone...we are the best kept secret in the union.

  2. Boy, we get it, WE GET IT! Obamacare/Obamagolf. Insanity now rules. More and more every day our liberal-progressive leaders are looking like the doped-up hippies from back in the late 60's through the 70's. It appears they have finally managed to gain control over the country, and from now on NOTHING will EVER make any sense, ever again. God help us all.

  3. I'm going to post this at work. I am a bookkeeper at a very nice golf course, and the owners are going to love this! We have 50 + employees, most who are in their early 20's going to school and working toward becoming professionals in the golf industry, whether playing golf or running courses. They mostly work part time for minimum wage, supporting themselves, and are very worried about how they are going to eat and pay for insurance that they don't feel they need right now.

  4. What a great metaphor!

  5. The President of european Parliament Martin Schulz, said the creation of a single currency with the U.S. for 2018.
    Their goal is to create a unified block of 800 million "consumers" .
    The feudal system will be exercised as domination by the major owners of capital as power organizations or multinationnales ;
    We are their vassals .

    The objective of the current elites ( bankers, financial or other "powerful" ) is to establish a world government. Its feudal system would be exercised as domination by large owners of capital as organizations power or multi-region firms .
    The cover of the magazine "The Economist" 1988 !! already spoke of a future next major economic crisis that will lead to the creation of a global currency managed by elites ... :
    “Get ready for a world currency”, The Economist, september/01/1988

    " The new world currency planned for 2018 : The Phoenix
    Tests of " Perestroika " have already taken place. This term means the reconstruction , restructuring the origin of the term comes from the economic and social reforms undertaken by Mikhail Gorbachev. Current elites will cause a major global economic crisis. Nations zones Dollar and Euro will be forced to accept a single currency to address the crisis. The currency will be called "Phoenix" , a currency that is reborn from the ashes of the global economic crisis . You can see a piece of "10 Phoenix " on the cover of The Economist magazine , vol. 306, 09.01.1988 . This currency will be adopted in 2018. ."

    Typing on the keyboard: the single currency in 2018 the phoenix, then on picture to see.
    When we say that everything is programmed ..... The fall will be very hurt people ....
    The fuss about saving the Euro is only a diversion.

    I'm sorry for my english !

    Have a good day,

  6. if USA had healthcare costs similar to "socialist" countries. The defense budget could be tripled, imagine 30 aircraft carrier instead of 10. Having twice more soldiers than China !
    More seriously, as an european I can't really understand the concept of being afraid of sickness costs. Meaning insane out of pocket costs... But on the other side, the gov is taking more than a dozen thousands dollars of my salary over the year (even if I don't go to the doctor a single time)
    This is a blog post (more personal finance than prepper :)) I mostly agree with : http://cashsnail.com/socialized-health-insurance
    I think that having everybody paying for an insurance & preventive care is overall more efficient than doing emergency procedure (An ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure)
    But to be honest, I'm wondering if the comparison/statistics take also in account the deficit/surplus in each system

  7. Clubs? They don't need clubs. They need balls.

  8. Ha ha. Good one. Actually the Federal government is stupid enough to put golf clubs into the hands of all their subjects, the great unwashed. Talk about unintended consequences. I'm going to paint mine black to make it look like an assault club.
    Montana Guy

  9. Okay, same format but change to firearms.
    Each home will be required to acquire an arsenal, ammo and spend range time.

    How long before the Left starts howling?

    3.. 2..

  10. I ordered mine already and according to The Obamagolf website they shipped overnight! It took 3 weeks to receive them. The sand wedge was missing and the driver was broke. They were all right handed. I'm a lefty (golfer of course). I am NOT surprised...

  11. Seriously..this is unreal or are you pulling my leg