Okay, so I contracted a bad cold a couple days ago. I've been going through the week in a haze of coughing and aching and snorting and hacking and being unable to think clearly (you know how it goes). This morning I needed some brain candy so I started trolling the People of Walmart website.
First thing up was a photo so painful to look at that I decided I needed an aspirin:
But this one caught me by surprise. I was so shocked I immediately went into a coughing/hacking phase:
I think I'll go back to bed now.