Friday, December 20, 2024

Anyone want a free grand piano?

I've seen all kinds of spam emails, but this was a new one. This arrived on Dec. 16 with the subject line of "Grand Piano" and a message as follows: 

Hello,

I am reaching out once more about my late husband Yamaha piano, which i am offering to anyone who would genuinely cherish it. If you or someone you know would be interested in receiving this instrument as a gift, please feel free to get in touch.

Warm regards,
Michelle

If anyone is interested in a free grand piano, let me know and I'll put you in touch with "Michelle." I'm sure her "late husband" would be grateful. I'm guessing all you'll need to do is pay shipping from Nigeria.

/sarc/

5 comments:

  1. I tried to sell my baby grand piano a few years ago with no success. There were others available for free at the same time. Minnesota is just not as musical a state as Utah where I had no trouble selling a baby grand years ago.

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  2. It may not be a scam. Few people play the piano any more and even fewer want to devote the floor space. Free pianos are pretty common where I live.

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  3. Years after I had been to Nigeria (oil business), I got an actual paper scam letter in the mail.
    Lord knows how the prince got my address.
    I declined to participate.
    I've still got that letter around here someplace.

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  4. Grandmother had a Steinway baby grand. I forget what it weighed - a lot! No one wanted it, even for free; had to pay to take it away. Not cheap.

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