A friend sent this.
UPDATE: I got such a chuckle from this joke that I sent it to WorldNetDaily's joke page. And guess what? They used it.
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, “May I have fifty Christmas stamps?”
The clerk says, “What denomination?”
The blond says, “God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 22 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran, and 6 Baptist.”