Thursday, April 2, 2009

Aaarrgghh! Global warming is affecting Jupiter!

Yes it's true. Jupiter's massive red spot is shrinking. I'm awaiting with breathless anticipation to hear Al Gore's announcement that unless we all switch to hybrid cars, Jupiter will continue to be affected thanks to our evil capitalistic ways.


  1. Damn! And I was planning to take a vacation to the Great Red Spot, now I can't because it won't even be there by the time I get there. Stupid humanity, destroying the whole universe!


  2. Patrice, please remove your blog about Jupiter, otherwise the liberals will find out that on Friday nights, all the Conservatives fly our spaceships to Jupiter and drive our SUV all around the place. Otherwise how else could Jupiter get warmer?

    Dave Jones