Thursday, August 9, 2018

(Insert zombie voice) Cofffeeeeeee......

A reader sent this.

I loathe and detest coffee, so I'll insert "tea" instead ... although the zombie voice doesn't sound the same with "teeeeeaaaaaa......"


  1. LOL that is too funny. I am a coffee Zombie so I will ignore the tea comment. Thanks the funny stuff is enjoyable.

  2. Coffee - a warm, happy alternative to hating everybody, everywhere, all the time.

  3. I am an equal opportunity drinker of both coffee and tea and so it works both ways for me, however truly do love that sign.

  4. Only drink coffee about four times a year, and no tea, but before my second heart beat in the morning have to start on a Pepsi.

  5. And this old coot has justice need to thwart anyone cutting in line. Winner buys.
    Montana Guy

  6. a friend and coworker of mine has a line drawn on her coffee cup and until the coffee gets to that line she doesn't want to talk to anyone.

  7. People who have a genuine medical need (is there even such a thing?) for coffee should get themselves a cup of it at home so they can be polite and stand in line for the second.

    Better yet, don't get yourself addicted to anything, especially something that's dependent on foreign imports.

  8. Dave Barry is one of my favorites. He wrote a little book 20+ years ago called "Babies and Other Hazards of Sex". I gave it to my daughter at her baby shower. Everyone cracked up laughing. Daughter sarcasticly said Thanks, Mom

    1. Yes, we have that book -- got it when Older Daughter was born. His "Guide to Guys" is also a classic.

      - Patrice