Country Living Series

Sunday, July 29, 2018

The ultimate solution for whiny girlfriends

A reader sent this. Cracked me up.

20 comments:

  1. Sounds, and looks, like my son's first wife. By the time she ran out on him and her son our whole family wished we had an ejection seat for her.

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  2. Haha I love that : "some accessories optional."

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  3. That is a very clever ad. I admit it, I laughed.

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  4. Do they make an ejection seat for your pick up? I could have used it a couple of times! I have a 19' travel trailer I use when I go dry camping and fishing. It is small but you don't live in it, I took a girlfriend camping and she was whiney all weekend complaining it was too small, the bathroom was too small, I can't wash my hair... 30 gallon h2o tank to last 3 days, go without.

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  5. Great add! I especially liked the "some options optional" line.

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  6. Ha ha. A business that knows its customers.

    I loved the ad until she made it back to shore. What a witch.
    Dock Guy

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  7. Can I get that retrofitted to a minivan??

    Call it The Impossible To Please MIL Seat??

    I feel guilty even feeling resentful about H's mother (the man is a saint for turning out HUMAN after being raised in the environment his parents created), but she makes this girl look like a PEACH!!

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    1. Lord!! I'm awful for even joking about it. I really, really shouldn't have let myself do that.

      Sometimes that tongue drives me INSANE though-- And I'm not a GRITS. I was raised in WV. I wasn't taught that you can't criticize, ever, but I didn't "keep it helpful, keep it kind" back there.

      It's almost not fair to blame them, when that's what we hold up to young people as "an empowered woman." And we do. We really do. I can look back on myself as a young woman trying to learn to stand up for myself, and-- WE REALLY DO. WE TEACH PEOPLE TO ACT LIKE THIS.

      I think that's the first time it's really hit me that WE TEACH PEOPLE TO ACT LIKE THIS. Maybe I can see She of the Very Sharp Tongue with less irritation and more pity from here on out...

      Not good advice for how to handle a relationship, either. Jeez, Louise-- you know, breaking up isn't always a "failure" or a "devastating loss." Sometimes, it's just acknowledging that you found another wrong fit before you make a HUGE MISTAKE. If the things he loves bother you that much, just move on. Plenty of fish in the sea, all that. Find yourself a nice metrosexual.

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  8. Yeah, you got your lookers and your cookers! She is obviously a looker but beyond her mirror and cell phone what does she look at? Pretty awesome accessories, I agree some other vehicles need such "optional equipment" offered.

    Yup, her or the boat! He made the right choice.

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    1. Agreed. My advice to men today, find a homeschooled gal, a Mom who homeschooled, or a true GRITS (girl raised in the South). Overwise, go for a boat! If you must chose otherwise, find one who can't swim.
      Dock Guy

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  9. Take The Red PillJuly 30, 2018 at 10:24 PM

    How is it that this ad was released in 2010 and it's only mentioned on the web like this, NOW?
    This is CLASSIC, like the one bottled water commercial! I couldn't stop laughing for a good few minutes...

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  10. Well she need not worry about drowning..

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  11. google is interfering again.
    trying to got 'musings of a 60 year old...' from your side bar.
    it is not being allowed.

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  12. WHERE Do I get mine at? Need multiple of it.

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  13. Most men if they were honest would tell you that they would be happy to have a girlfriend like this. If the girlfriend is beautiful it is easy to overlook or endure her bad faults.

    The irony here is if your "man" is saying "yeah, I would do the same thing" he is telling a white lie BECAUSE he fears your irrational response if he told the simple truth. And yet we are supposed to consider the lady in the video a "harpy" for her attitude and words but we dare not say what we think because our "woman" would become the harpy. Think about it.

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    1. Post Alley CrackpotAugust 2, 2018 at 3:21 PM

      Yes Anon, but she's a freak, obviously ...

      Where are her tattoos, for instance? :-)

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    2. Sure! I'm not saying to look for a freak. What I'm saying is she is beautiful and beauty is attractive. Better than a less attractive girlfriend who is also a freak.

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  14. Wow! I thought he'd hit the motor and knock her overboard, not launch her into space!

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