Well well well, it seems I've been having trouble with my Facebook account lately.
Apparently I have deactivated my account.
Oh but wait... I guess I'm almost done with the sign-up process.
And I've signed up for Facebook Mobile, with a convenient button to "get started."
And just in case I "didn't sign up for Facebook," I'm encouraged to "let them know."
I received four separate emails over the last two days giving me updates on my Facebook account. Except, of course, I've never had a Facebook account, I never want a Facebook account, and I have intention of ever having a Facebook account.
Go away, little phishes. Go troll somewhere else.