In response to my tongue-in-cheek WND column If I Were King, I received an email from someone named David as follows:
I normally think you are one of the most honest and keen observers on WND.
It is now clear to me that you are in love with yourself, and full of the greatest sin: pride.
David, do you honestly think I long to be king? Have I ever exhibited kingly aspirations before?
Sheesh, man, lighten up.