Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Unexpected visitor

Last night was one of those "white nights" where I slept badly and ended up rising at 2:30 am. I desultorily worked on my laptop and watched some YouTube videos to pass the time. My computer is located in the kitchen, which was lit only by one low-wattage lamp.

Next to my computer was the usual clutter of a home office, including a blob of thread or lint that had somehow made its way there.


But as the morning crept in and the light increased -- and I decided to take the blob of lint and toss it in the trash -- I made an interesting discovery: I was being watched.


Yes, for hours this little guy had fearlessly sat inches away from my laptop, calmly watching me at work. I tell ya, never a moment of privacy.


I scooped him up and put him outside. A few hours later, I found another little frog under the piano, and I also got him outside. Suddenly we have little frogs everywhere. This is why we ended up having a frog in our canning closet all last winter -- they're often hard to find.

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Mr. Darcy meets the garden. And the cows.

People (not least Older Daughter) have been asking for Cute Puppy photos of Mr. Darcy. So, without further ado, let's watch his adventures over the last two weeks.

Like all puppies, he sleeps on the order of 18 hours a day. (He's very active the rest of the time.)





"What?"


At this age, it's all about what will fit in his mouth. Needless to say we now have a variety of chew toys, but sticks are still a favorite.


After his first few days with us, I introduced Mr. Darcy to the garden -- and the garden won.

This pup loves water, so every time I tried to water a tire, he was right underneath the spray.


Then he discovered the joys of rolling in pine-needle mulch.




Fortunately he was rolling in a bed of potato (multiplier) onions which are ready to harvest anyway, so I wasn't too fussed over his endeavors.

I continued walking around the garden, watering the tires, with the puppy on my heels. Then all of a sudden Mr. Darcy disappeared. I looked around and found he was back in the same onion tire, rolling in the pine needle mulch.



I continued watering, but then once again Mr. Darcy -- disappeared. Completely. Couldn't find him at all. Turns out he was small enough to slip through the fencing, so he was outside the garden, waiting patiently for me on the doorstep of the house. Okay, current score: Garden, 1; Darcy, 0.

We have willow trees dropping their leaves in our yard, and I'm amazed at how cryptic he is among those leaves. His fur is just about the same color. I guess they're called golden retrievers for a reason.


C'mon -- look at that face!



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(Now look at this face!)


Yep, the world is a chew-toy at this age.




Next step: Meet the cows! All our bovines were just as curious about this little bundle of energy as he was about them.


Darcy stared with fascinated fear at these enormous quadrupeds.



He would retreat...


...then inch closer, fascinated. And fearful.


You could almost see the thought bubble over his head: "Those are BIG dogs!"


It was a standoff for about ten minutes...


...until Darcy decided discretion was the better part of valor, and made a strategic retreat. And that was the end of the cow encounters (for now).


So little Mr. Darcy is settling in very well to our wacky family life.


And he is undeniably cuuuute.

Monday, September 11, 2017

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Hurricane Irma

A fellow I know sent an email to many of his acquaintances and business associates:
FYI, I am dealing with a Category 5 hurricane and cannot even get to my home to secure things. I might get stuck there, as there’s no gasoline and all kinds of traffic panic trying to get out of the state.

I am in an area with no cell phone reception, so email will probably be the best way to reach me, and I’ll check it when I can. Your prayers are very much appreciated.
He is just one of millions facing devastation from this very dangerous hurricane. I pray for the safety of everyone in its path, as well as those with the aftermath of the mess it left behind.


For those facing Irma's wrath, please check in and tell us what's happening.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Advice for outdoor kitchens

Reader Prepared Grammy asked the following question:
I’m needing some advice from others who have experience. I am in the process of planning an outdoor kitchen and a screened-in porch, which I will be starting in a few weeks (hopefully). I want an area to relax, read, and enjoy the weather and scenery. I also want an outdoor kitchen, including a wood-fired oven.

Do you or any of your readers have any experience with an outdoor kitchen? What advice would you give me? I want to learn from the experiences and mistakes of others. Harvey and Irma have made me want to start the process soon. Thanks for your help.
I have no experience with outdoor kitchens, but it sure would be nice to get input from others. So please, pitch in with your advice and wisdom, and let's give Prepared Grammy a hand.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Holy smoke

It's not unusual to have smoke in these parts, either from field burning or from wildfires.

Yesterday morning was vaguely smoky, as often happens -- but then the wind shifted or something and suddenly it was very smoky. The light took on a freaky yellowish cast, all distant landmarks were obliterated, and anyone with breathing problems or allergies was advised to stay indoors.

Yes, there are hills beyond this horizon...


...and a large butte in the distance.



The sun looked bleary and old.


I drove into town...


...and saw the Spokane newspaper had the smoke on its front page.


My purpose for being in town was to pick up some additional dust masks (Don slept in one last night). The fellow at the hardware store said they were flying off the shelves.


A regional news article reported the smoky conditions and included a photo of drivers with their headlights on during midday.


One saving grace about this smoke is the temperatures are being moderated. It was projected to be 98F today. Instead, as I type this, it's 79F. Of course, we can't open the windows to enjoy the fresh air...

Oh well, this too shall pass. But my heart goes out to those facing the wildfires producing this smoke, as well as to the brave firefighters battling them.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Living through Hurricane Harvey

An anonymous reader has been keeping us posting about enduring the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey. He (or she) left two long follow-ups this morning. I didn't want them to get buried in the comments, so I'm posting them here. His/her posts contain valuable real-life lessons on living through a disaster.

As a side note, President Trump has declared tomorrow, September 3, to be a Day of Prayer for the hurricane victims and the rescue and relief operations. Please participate.

Here is the anonymous reader's story:



August 26
We live on the south side of Houston. Thankfully it has just been bands of rain that come and go. It helped that the ground was dry when the rain began. Now that it is soaked, flooding is likely. We are prepared to hunker down for as long as needed. Cities further down the coast took a hard hit.

August 27
It is now much worse in Houston. We have moved all valuables upstairs in anticipation of water entering the house. It came within 2 inches last night. The water went down and now the rain has begun again. The creeks our at record highs. Houses that have never flooded before are flooding. A friend of mine had to be rescued by a boat. The water at an intersection outside of our neighborhood has water up to a person's chest! An 18 wheeler is stuck in it. We will be fine as long as the water doesn't make it up to the 2nd floor. We have moved our food and water up there. I am about to make several loaves of bread while I still can.

September 2
Family is safe and cleanup is well underway. You think you are prepared for anything, but then something turns up missing. We had flood insurance, high ground, sandbags, and a wet vac ... until the wet vac went missing. We still haven't found it and have no idea where it went. With the wet vac missing, backup plan #2 - a pet vac that can hold about 2 cups of water ( = insufficient). Hand water pump with 36" hose ( = good for holes in dirt, but not for cleaning up water on a wood floor). Towels ( = have to wash and dry later given that the incoming water would be cow poo, human septic contaminated, dirt water ... make sure to have plenty of bleach or powdered sodium hypochlorite (aka pool shock)). ...the thoughts went down hill from there.

Fortunately, we didn't get water in our house, although other family members did. Family heirloom quilts were soaked in the aforementioned cow poo water because it was done by relatives who were freaking out about water rushing in under doors and thresholds. It was done without thinking about the necessary cleaning process afterwards.

It was a fantastic lesson in crisis stress and the proverbial shattering of peace of mind. When it happens to you, it is far different than seeing it online or watching it on TV. There is a saying that nothing teaches like experience. This was no exception. It was also a good lesson in the reality of life that no matter how well prepared you are or think you might be for anything, you aren't. It’s that simple.

Prior to the flood (48" of water in 6 days – yep, almost a whole year's worth for us in just a week), we had a couple of other preparedness lessons in failure this summer.

We had tomato gnat maggots infest a quart jar of pressure canned bacon this summer. I canned it 3 years ago as a test of what was possible and was also collecting data on longevity. Those tomato gnats found an entry point in the pressure sealed lid (the physics of it still eludes me) and they multiplied prolifically. Lots of lessons in food storage in that little ordeal.

The best education came from a couple of elderly relatives who said that our family generally kept 2 years ahead in terms of food storage (canning, etc) and that by year 3 the only thing that would be in the pantry was jelly from that year. Anything older than that couldn't be trusted. Cleanliness was everything in a world without antibiotics and nothing was ever given over to chance where food was concerned.

All of the lessons and experiences this year have made me realize that even the most prepared among us still can't hold a candle to our not-so-distant ancestors who lived off the land. Many of us are relearning commonplace skills of a bygone era.

Disasters of our own making are just as bad as natural disasters. You will be physically and psychologically affected by both.

The spirit of community and thankfulness to God is strong where I live. Neighbors help neighbors. People pull together. Even so, our collective memories are short and it is easy to slip back into the selfishness of the disposable culture we live in. The normalcy of going back to work was striking after experiencing the flooding. Texas Governor Greg Abbott said it best, that we'd be returning to "a new normal." That statement caught my attention. I am no longer phased by a 4-6" rainfall. I will not even blink at a 10" rainfall. I don't know what would phase me now, given what we've been through. Maybe 18" would make me do a double take or sit me down to think. That in and of itself is psychologically interesting, because my entire world-view of "normal" has changed. I can't begin to imagine what would change in the face of civil strife or other kinds of disasters.

I made a joke at one point during the storm about this is what Noah must have felt like – being prepared to ride out the floods. At the time, we didn't know how bad it would be. It just kept raining. It rained for 6 days with Harvey. Allison in 2001 lasted 15 days, but we only received about 30" of rain. Floods and disasters happen. It’s part of the cycle of nature. But, the duration can have a dramatic effect on your psyche as well as your property. Places that didn't flood then, flooded this time. I do not know what challenges we'll face next, but we'll continue to strive to be prepared.

Our new wet vac was ordered online because many building supply stores are still closed due to flooded roads or flood damage. Postal service resumed today, so we are hoping that the wet vac arrives sometime next week. There is another storm, south of Hurricane Irma in the Atlantic, that looks to be in position to move into the Gulf in a week or so if it holds together.

I'm tired and still a bit shell shocked. It has only been a week since the storm made landfall and it seems like a month. The good news is that the waters have receded and the mudbugs (crawfish) are busy making their mud towers, which drain the land. There is no rain in the forecast for the next 10 days. Whoo-hoo. There is a lot to reflect on and lots of people to pray for and to help.

We were very, very lucky. Family whose houses were flooded have started the cleanup process. For others, there is a long road ahead. The city of Beaumont is still without water (120K people). Over 400K FEMA claims have been filed and the number is rising daily. Over 400K National Flood Insurance Program claims are anticipated. The number of dead and missing continues to rise. The organophosphate releases in the multiple chemical explosions at the Arkema plant in Crosby have released heavy-duty volatile mutagens and caustic irritants into the air which will eventually get into the water and the Gulf. The long-term environmental impact of life along the Gulf Coast has not even been contemplated.

Nature will fix herself. She always does. The lessons of Harvey will provide a lot of food for thought for a long time. One overarching lesson that is crystal clear to me is that if one survives a TEOTWAWKI event, it will be just the beginning of the tribulation. It will take a very strong will, a solid community of neighbors, and a stalwart belief in God to get us through on a daily basis.

I have realized that the media darling snowflakes will melt completely in the first month, if not sooner. They are no longer worthy of a nanosecond of my time or energy. It is the "redneck/ Cajun/ camo-wearing/ deer-and-duck-hunting army of common folk" who arrived to help (on their own time/dime) who deserve our thoughts, thanks, and our prayers. Those brave souls probably won't receive much more than a thanks and hug from someone they rescued. So, please remember them in your prayers. You likely won't see many news stories about them, but they are incredible people. They have certainly left me humbled.

God bless you for your strength and diligence in keeping up your blog. We all wish you and your family the very best. Warn your youngest about the Navy hazing rituals when she first crosses the equator. We hope that your oldest daughter is also doing well. Love Mr. Darcy. He is cuter than a bug's ear. Thanks for thinking about all of us. We love to read your blog and keep up with all of the wonderful things you and Don do. Thanks so much for letting us share your experiences. God Bless!