In-your-face stuff from an opinionated
rural north Idaho housewife
Tuesday, July 21, 2020
For the dinosaurs among us...
Here's a joke I found:
"I asked my daughter to give me the phone book. She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur and lent me her iPhone. The spider is dead, the iPhone is broken and my daughter is furious."
I have noticed that the phone books are getting thinner each year. I do have to admit that I go to the computer when I need a phone number for a business.
Bwwwwaaaaahhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaa - Thats funny right there, I don't care who ya arr. I'd do it too, but only if barefoot. Although the "Paper" Phone Book, has many more uses. Start a fire if need be, wad it up to keep yourself warm in a pinch, browse for all those no longer among the present population. And when the grid goes defunct. What goods that electronic phone book going to do you, except to use to smash spiders..
I have noticed that the phone books are getting thinner each year. I do have to admit that I go to the computer when I need a phone number for a business.
ReplyDeleteI love this.
ReplyDeleteAs long as the spider is dead! - lol
ReplyDeleteI still love the good old fashioned phone book and I even highlight the numbers I use most often.
ReplyDeleteLaughed out loud, e-mailed to my son, could actually feel his eyes roll and then snicker. Thanks, a great way to start my day!!
ReplyDeleteBwwwwaaaaahhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaa - Thats funny right there, I don't care who ya arr. I'd do it too, but only if barefoot.
ReplyDeleteAlthough the "Paper" Phone Book, has many more uses. Start a fire if need be, wad it up to keep yourself warm in a pinch, browse for all those no longer among the present population. And when the grid goes defunct. What goods that electronic phone book going to do you, except to use to smash spiders..
I love this one, and I have heard another variation of this joke from my mother.
ReplyDeleteJenny Doe
I thought I saw a spider, but it was a piece of yarn. It's dead yarn now. (not original with me)
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