Spam emails can be so funny! Consider one I got this morning from "Jeff White," formatted exactly as received:
DEAREST ONEAm MR. White of the Claims Department with a bank here in London, United Kingdom. I wish to notify you that you are clear toclaim the total sum of Twenty Five Million Five Hundred thousand British pounds in the codicil and last testament of a deceasedcustomer (Name now withheld for security reasons). Kindly Contact me for more details on E-mail: [redacted]@citromail.hu
I look forward to your response, treat as most confidentialsincerely
>>Mr. White
Bwahahaha. I'm certain every banker in the U.K. addresses random strangers as "Dearest one."
Sure, Jeff. I believe every word. (/sarc/)
UPDATE: Reader Rozy Lass sent this video. I laughed so hard I cried.
Enjoy this little gem about that very subject.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjpoauJcKo
Wow! That's my name. Not my email though!
ReplyDeleteStill laughing at that video.
ReplyDeleteI love James Veitch! :) In case you are interested, this is another crazy internet scam story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_yEnZlZFnM
ReplyDeleteO my goodness that is gold....Haha we like messing with tele marketers in this household always fun..
ReplyDeleteThat was great! I about choked on my coffee this morning laughing.......
ReplyDeleteMama J
That is an absolute hoot!
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