Country Living Series

Tuesday, February 18, 2020

Great Mother can cure you!

Here's your chuckle du jour in the form of a spam email I just received:

"Great Mother is Real... I am Aisha Kun and i want to testify about Great Mother how she cured me of hiv aids. I was diagnosed of this disease some time ago and i was worried. when i was searching the internet looking for a cure, i came across some testimonies of Great Mother how she has helped a lot of people and i decided to contact her on her info and explained to her.

She laughed and told me that she will help me and i was surprised. She sent me the cure and it was a spiritual holy oil and water which is more than a medicine. She directed me on how to take it and i did. I took the cure for 3 weeks and i went to the doctor for check up and to my greatest surprise the disease was no longer in my system.

I am so glad and i want to thank Great Mother for helping me. Contact her now on her website ourgreatmother1.com and her email is Greatmotherofsolutiontemple1@[redacted].com you can also reach her on her whatsapp number +[redacted]. If you have any disease, she can help you. Contact her now"


So there you go. Forget the rest, just go to Great Mother.

10 comments:

  1. Great Mother has been busy. I just this morning deleted two such comments from my blog. The term 'snake oil salesman' comes to mind.

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  2. Sounds like the current rage over CBD oil and essential oils.

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  3. This is the second site where I've seen mention of Great Mother, apparently she gets around!

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  4. Is it impossible for spammers to use a capital "I" when referring to the first person? If you are going to try to convince me, at least having good grammar...

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  5. If you are looking for perfect grammar go to a English Comp class. This is the internet with spell correct mistakes and using keyboards in less than optimal light. Get over it.

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    1. No, you get over it and back off!! We don't listen to Anonymous. Crawl back under your rock

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    2. Really! From someone calling himself Tewshooz. The irony is wasted on you.

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  6. Great Mother? She's no Supreme Master! Shortwave radio listeners know. lol

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  7. Post Alley CrackpotFebruary 19, 2020 at 6:10 PM

    "Great Mother can cure you!"

    Instantly I pictured a 4'8" babushka nagging me about my health and wouldn't I just have a little bit of the homemade borshcht and would I just settle down with a nice young lady from the old village instead of travelling to a foreign land and ...

    Here in America, they do the same thing, but with chicken soup. :-)

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