Sunday, September 15, 2013

Yellow jackets

It has been a bad, bad year around these parts for yellow jackets and bald-faced hornets.

Especially yellow jackets. It seems that every time I bump something or drag the garden hose across a different spot, I discover a new and (ahem) exciting nest. This includes random folds in garden tarps. Yikes!



It's been a long, hot, and (mostly) dry summer, which I'm sure helped the wasps. It we take a quiet moment outside, we can hear a low-grade constant hum from all around us. I know of at least four nests in the garden. There were five, but we sprayed the most massive one (located under one of the corn tires). Yes, they're everywhere. Rather amazingly, no one has yet been stung this summer, which is a minor miracle in itself.

The bald-faced hornets are also pervasive.


It seems that no matter which direction we turn, there's something stingy nearby.


The interesting thing is how the yellow jackets congregate near wooden posts. We first noticed this when it started getting dicey to open our driveway livestock gate (which has stout wooden posts at either end) -- yellow jackets were everywhere. But then we noticed the wooden electrical pole across the road had swarms of yellow jackets around it. The neighborhood mailboxes are clustered near another pole, and it has so many yellow jackets that someone hung two traps nearby. Drive along the road and every single pole has clouds of yellow jackets hovering around it. Why? What's so fascinating about wooden posts?

I'm fully aware that wasps are beneficial insects and play a major part in pest control... but this was getting ridiculous. As summer's hot weather draws to its close, it seems the wasps are becoming more aggressive too. So... we got a wasp trap.


The trap came with a small plastic vial of attractant and a cotton ball. The instructions warned that the attractant was so powerful that the trap should only be hung late in the evening or in the very early morning. Yeah right, I thought. How powerful can it be?


So early yesterday morning Don hung the trap on our porch and, we learned, the attractant is VERY powerful. The yellow jackets immediately began swarming around it, and stayed swarming all day. Can you see the ones flying nearby?




All day long we watched the trap fill with hundreds and hundreds of insects.


By late afternoon we had a noticeable decrease in wasps around the house.


Impressed, we bought two more traps and will hang one at the end of the shop, and the other in a corner of the garden. It's always nice when a product exceeds expectations.

I don't like killing things unnecessarily, but the wasps won't last much longer anyway. Once cold weather moves in -- say, about a month from now -- they're doomed. And for the time being, this certainly makes our lives a lot less, well, exciting.


Which is just fine by me.

Friday, September 13, 2013

Confessions of a thriftaholic

Last week when I spoke to the English woman about the casting call for Blast Films, our discussion centered quite a bit on how so many rural people are generally thrifty, and how it helps to be immune from fashion if you're going to live in the country. I told her that we never, EVER recreationally shop. Ever. I also said that ALL of our clothing purchases, with the exception of sock and underwear, occur in thrift stores.

This concept seemed to boggle her. "Don't your daughters ever long for shopping experiences in new shops?" she asked. "Don't they ever want to buy a new pair of designer jeans?"

I laughed heartily at this concept. "My older daughter is our little fashionista," I told her. "She loves nice clothes. But we're so used to thrift store prices and the ability to buy anything we want for a fraction of the cost, that whenever we go into a retail store and look at their clothes, the kids come away with sticker shock."

You see, this woman was operating under the identical premise that so many people (especially women) have, to wit: shopping is fun.

Fortunately our girls got their shopping genes from me, and here's my take on the subject: I hate shopping.

I really do. I never long to waft through a mall, fingering garments, trying things on just for fun, blowing a wad of cash. I get bored just typing about it.

Have you ever read Confessions of a Shopoholic? It's a light-hearted amusing book, and it was successful enough that the author wrote a bunch of spin-offs (Shopoholic Takes Manhatten, Shopoholic Ties the Knot, etc.) One of the spinoffs was called Shopoholic and Sister, in which the main character (Becky) tries to forge a relationship with a newly-discovered half-sister named Jessica. The best bonding experience Becky can imagine is shopping together, so they go off for a day-long outing in stores. Trouble is, Jessica was raised to be thrifty and she finds shopping to be a total bore.


I enjoyed that book because I am Jessica.

Thankfully, so are my daughters. When I told Older Daughter about my conversation with this lady from London, about whether she ever longs for shopping experiences, Older Daughter had a good laugh. "I can blow a wad of cash at a thrift store and emerge with a mountain of clothes," she said, "versus a single pair of designer jeans bought new at a retail store."

Our favorite thrift store is Value Village, which has a wide selection of clothing, books, household items, kitchen items, etc. I estimate that 95% of our shopping is done at VV.


We were in Value Village this week, and Older Daughter found a skirt she particularly liked for $5. I'm guessing it would be in the realm of $50 or so in a retail establishment. As we paid for it, she exclaimed, "I just LOVE thrift stores!"

So no, I'd say she never longs for shopping experiences. (Except at thrift stores, of course.) We're at minimum an hour's drive from the nearest retail stores, so none of us can ever impulse-shop anyway.

Which, now that I think about it, may be one of the "keys" for people who live self-sufficient lives -- we're indifferent to fashion or other trendy issues and just prefer to live as frugally as possible, immune to the lures of advertising, cultural peer pressure, and trends.

Something to think about.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Last calf of the year

I've had a very very rough couple of days. That's because Matilda had her calf yesterday morning -- the last calf of the year. Normally this would be wonderful news, but there's been a complication.

Poor Matilda had been looking very misshapen for the last week or two. Unlike our Dexters, Matilda (being an older Jersey) gets all bent out of shape toward the end of her pregnancy, with a massive, pendulous, ginormous udder that makes her walk splay-legged.


We've been keeping her close to the house since her due date was September 14. But, just like with people, due dates aren't precise. For the last few days, I've been checking on her every hour or so, and especially before I go to bed, for signs of labor.

Despite this, Matilda had her calf in the wee hours of the morning. When I walked out yesterday morning at 6 am, the baby (it's a little girl) was already dry and on her feet. Beautiful little thing!


But as daylight crept in, I noticed something was wrong. Matilda's teats were caked with mud and dirt (not surprising, after giving birth) -- but there were no signs the calf had been nursing.



This meant that despite being a few hours old, the little baby still hadn't had her first drink of the life-nourishing colostrum all calves need for a strong start in life.


Despite this, the baby -- Younger Daughter named her Amy -- was strong and healthy.


The other calves were eager to greet the newcomer.





But despite the fact that Matilda's teats were constantly dripping colostrum...


...little Amy showed absolutely no inclination to nurse. This was getting me worried.



By this point Amy was probably seven hours old (assuming she was born around 2 am) and hadn't yet received her first nutrition. It dawned on us that Matilda's teats were hanging so low the calf just didn't "see" where they were. It was time to intervene.

I don't have any photos of the ensuing couple of hours because we were, to put it mildly, busy. I didn't have a halter that fit Matilda any more, so I put a rope around her neck and coaxed her into the milking stall, where I practically had to hogtie her (because, trust me, she didn't want to be there). I tried to box the baby in with us so Matilda wouldn't worry too much, but she managed to escape despite Don's efforts to prevent it. I hastily stripped some colostrum out of Matilda's teats and released her, then we closed both her and Amy into the corral. I poured the colostrum into a bottle with a teat, and we tried and tried and tried to get the calf to nurse.

This was tougher than we ever thought it would be. The calf wanted nothing to do with the bottle. At first we tried straddling little Amy and holding her still, then forcing the nipple into her mouth. That didn't work. I dribbled colostrum into my fingers and tried to get her to suck. That didn't work. We tried guiding her head toward Matilda's teats. That didn't work. The morning was a rodeo.

Poor Matilda, still recovering from calving, was tired and stressed, compounded by the pitiful bleats of her hungry baby. Both animals ended up lying down in the barn, exhausted. I was afraid the baby was getting weak. Every half hour or so, I'd take the bottle of colostrum and try to get the baby to drink... nothing doing. She refused all attempts to get the teat into her mouth.

Until it happened.

It was a magical moment, when the calf finally understand what I'd been trying to do. You could almost see the wonder in her eyes as she started mouthing the nipple, then sucking, then greedily drinking the colostrum so fast that the little eight-ounce bottle drained in a couple of minutes.



I didn't realize that Don was watching through a slat in the barn. He immediately went into the house, poured the bowl of colostrum into a pitcher, and came out to refill the bottle... and refill, and refill, and refill. Baby Amy drank all the colostrum I had milked out of Matilda so far, maybe a pint and a half, but we weren't sure how much to give her.

With a full belly of warm milk, that was one happy calf! The animals relaxed during the rest of the morning...


...but I was worried because I had to go into the city for the rest of the afternoon (Tuesdays are my "city days"). Matilda won't let Don milk her, so it was up to me to get more colostrum. So I tried squeezing into a bowl at any random moment I could, without Matilda losing patience with me.


Don found some information online about bottle-feeding calves. I managed to get a couple of quarts of colostrum out of Matilda before leaving for the city. Colostrum is very thick and creamy yellow, almost like custard.


I strained it to get out any impurities (bits of hay, etc.) and we filled another bottle for Amy.


This time Younger Daughter came out to feed. It took a few minutes for the calf to realize what we were trying to do, but then drank greedily.



She tried to bring the bottle close to Matilda's teat in an attempt to transition the calf, but no go. The teat is only a few inches from the ground, you see, so the calf would practically need to lie down in order to drink.


But at least she had a full belly, and more important, she had the critical life-nurturing colostrum that is so essential for babies.

Late that evening, after returning from the city (where I made sure to buy a halter for Matilda), we warmed up some bottles and went out to feed. Like bottle-feeding human babies, milk needs to be body temperature (I tested it on the inside of my wrist). It took a few minutes for Amy to understand what we were doing with the bottle, and then there was no stopping her.




Of course since the calf isn't nursing, I needed to milk Matilda as dry as possible, twice a day. It was almost dark as I did this, crouching so low to reach her teats that it was almost hard for me to breathe. No wonder the calf couldn't nurse.

I came in, strained the colostrum milk, poured two quarts into a pitcher for the next day's calf milk, and then bagged up the remainder. Believe me, there is nothing finer than having fresh real colostrum in the freezer, just in case we ever need to rescue another calf.


I made sure to label and date each bag...



...before indulging in a much-needed glass of wine after such a stressful day.


Early this morning I started warming up milk for the calf. Like human breast milk, colostrum cannot be microwaved, so I heated it in a bowl of hot water (refreshed when necessary) until the milk was skin temperature.


Matilda was bedded down with her baby, looking bucolic and happy. She's a born mama and loves having calves, and it saddens me that this will probably be her last.


Little Amy is beginning to understand what a bottle is for.



Younger Daughter says she never thought she'd become so intimately acquainted with a calf's nostrils. They flare when she nurses and you can see waaaaay up.


Looks like this will be our routine for awhile.


After both Matilda and Amy had their breakfast, it was time for me to milk Matilda.


Her teats are splayed so far apart that, to achieve even a modicum of comfort in my squatting position, I use two separate containers.


There's less colostrum in this milk (for the next few days we'll get "transitional milk") but I'm still freezing it.


I'll probably freeze three days' worth of colostrum and transitional milk.


There is a chance, as Matilda's udder begins to get less swollen with the postpartum hormones of fresh motherhood, that the calf will start nursing on her own. But for now it's physically impossible. This means we've been roped into a twice-a-day milking and feeding schedule, without fail.

Such is life on a farm.

Water photos

I just turned in an article called "Homestead Water" to Backwoods Home Magazine. Unfortunately I don't have too many photos I can use for purposes of illustration, but I pulled together a few in hopes the editor will be able to use them. These pix are posted so she can choose which ones she wants.

Photo 491 -- Our "Great Big Hole in the Ground" -- the pond just after it was excavated.

Photo 418 -- 1500 gallon water tank

Photo 380 -- The pond, after two years

Photo 381 -- Signs of life

Photo 1165 -- Reflecting a sunset (Lisa, take note: I may not have a high-resolution version of this photo)

Photo 238 -- Well head