tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post7429945686828404899..comments2024-03-18T20:50:36.597-07:00Comments on Rural Revolution: Why did the chicken cross the road?Patrice Lewishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06012022335047974670noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-54105331118067132372011-02-01T00:41:33.374-08:002011-02-01T00:41:33.374-08:00.
DRAGNET'S Sgt. Joe Friday would say: "....<br /><br />DRAGNET'S Sgt. Joe Friday would say: "On that dirty street of Los Angeles, an amped-out city of bums, conjobs, heroes and chickens, there was little evidence of this alledged 'crossing'... just the tracks, mam, just the tracks."<br /><br />.Michael Dean Millernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-7772802662605415942011-01-30T23:00:00.126-08:002011-01-30T23:00:00.126-08:00.
Gunny Sgt R. Lee Ermey would say: "I don&....<br /><br /><br />Gunny Sgt R. Lee Ermey would say: "I don't care WHY Feather Britches crossed the road but he better do it On The Double or the next time I see Fluffy Butt is when I'm opening a can of C-Rations ! OORRAAHH!! "<br /><br /><br /><br />.Michael Dean Millernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-88135418340756110102011-01-30T18:14:02.152-08:002011-01-30T18:14:02.152-08:00I think an environmental impact study should be co...I think an environmental impact study should be conducted so that we can determine the best locations to construct chicken underpasses, so that chickens do not have to actually cross the road. We will take ordinary, round, corrugated, galvanized steel drainage culverts and re-name them Chicken Highway Diversion Tunnels and charge the taxpayers nine hundred thousand dollars apiece for them, plus installation at exorbitant rates by a union contractor.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-66991811860980836832011-01-30T12:03:43.790-08:002011-01-30T12:03:43.790-08:00If Gore invented the chicken then I would like to ...If Gore invented the chicken then I would like to see some BBQ'D Gore turning over the fire/(Global Warming). What a heroic piece of hypocrite crap he is. I would feed his carcass to the chickens but that would contaminate your food source. it was a funny post Patrice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-50440749348045347432011-01-30T11:39:16.780-08:002011-01-30T11:39:16.780-08:00I saw another funny one a while back...
"Mar...I saw another funny one a while back...<br /><br />"Martin Luther King:<br />I dream of a day when all chickens will be judged on the content of their character, not on the roads they choose to cross."<br /><br />:P -KatieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-17345103585242263192011-01-30T10:59:03.476-08:002011-01-30T10:59:03.476-08:00And all this time I thought it was to prove to the...And all this time I thought it was to prove to the armadillo that it could be done...<br /><br />(or 'possum, depending on where you live ;))Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-1247060157911607172011-01-30T08:26:37.862-08:002011-01-30T08:26:37.862-08:00To show the raccoons that it could be done.To show the raccoons that it could be done.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-36327590647759570022011-01-29T22:29:18.572-08:002011-01-29T22:29:18.572-08:00Colonel Sanders....
There's a recipe for that ...Colonel Sanders....<br />There's a recipe for that problem: chicken fried nuggets, extra crispy or regular.<br />K in OKAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-65210859576423400392011-01-29T18:51:17.135-08:002011-01-29T18:51:17.135-08:00LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!naturegirlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-51926835358956718982011-01-29T17:00:43.348-08:002011-01-29T17:00:43.348-08:00"Why did the chicken cross the road?" To..."Why did the chicken cross the road?" To get from the left to the right. SIR!<br /><br />From the movie "Stripes"...Mayberryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07664966137470121099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-37541723153128336112011-01-29T16:16:27.871-08:002011-01-29T16:16:27.871-08:00Now THAT'S funny!!!
Barack Obama - we are ...Now THAT'S funny!!! <br /><br />Barack Obama - we are going to build a high-speed rail system before 2030 so that other chickens will have a faster way to cross the road and so we can end our dependency on foreign eggs. We will WIN THE FUTURE, with help from all chickens everywhere (except for those in Arizona). More feed for all chickens, we'll redistribute what the cows get. God Bless all 57 States of America. <br /><br />Anonymous Patriot<br />USAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com