tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post3442642525713494331..comments2024-03-28T13:36:34.479-07:00Comments on Rural Revolution: Ack! PANIC!!Patrice Lewishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06012022335047974670noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-78846333574111374922011-10-29T09:31:10.351-07:002011-10-29T09:31:10.351-07:00Aww I dunno, Ellie Mae always looked fine!!!Aww I dunno, Ellie Mae always looked fine!!!Brian Keithnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-56352908569736005842011-02-19T20:36:57.060-08:002011-02-19T20:36:57.060-08:00Well, let's see, there's the push-up, mini...Well, let's see, there's the push-up, mini-skirt, heels and AR-15 look a la Dillon Precision...<br /><br />Nope, I think AP hit it square. Overalls, flannel shirt, mucky boots, and then some makeup, lipstick, styled hair and jewelry for a nice juxtaposition. I've got it! Pearls!<br /><br />JeffAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-48729159476175524372011-02-19T10:53:37.328-08:002011-02-19T10:53:37.328-08:00You need some high heels and a five hundred dollar...You need some high heels and a five hundred dollar dress to do farm related work Patrice. I think it went well.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-89418350306951677902011-02-18T17:45:03.414-08:002011-02-18T17:45:03.414-08:00ROFLMAO, AP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- PatriceROFLMAO, AP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />- PatricePatrice Lewishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06012022335047974670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-3401169771333043722011-02-18T17:36:29.442-08:002011-02-18T17:36:29.442-08:00You are Woman, let's hear you roar.
In makeup ...You are Woman, let's hear you roar.<br />In makeup and hairdo, you're a star.<br />Toss the blue jeans, dump the boots<br />Pull on some spandex and lift them hoots.<br />Paint your nails and brush your pearly whites<br />Get yourself ready for those camera lights.<br /><br />And when the photog snaps the shutter<br />He'd better not hear you suddenly utter:<br />"Oh no! I forgot to milk the cow and churn the butter."<br /><br />Patrice, I sincerely hope you had a fun time with the photo shoot. Another cool adventure to add to your memoirs. <br /><br />Anonymous Patriot<br />USAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-30955928784729745062011-02-18T14:15:54.057-08:002011-02-18T14:15:54.057-08:00With no makeup the photos will blur your brows and...With no makeup the photos will blur your brows and eyes, and make lips colorless and limp. Trust me, the makeover will make those photos something more than the snapshots you're used to. <br /><br />Enjoy yourself. Make a date for dinner out with your kilt-wearing "guy" while you're looking all shiny. Everyone has beauty, and polishing it up now and then can be fun. You are not a Farm Woman, you are a Woman. Enjoy it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-18094914028850638362011-02-18T11:33:55.654-08:002011-02-18T11:33:55.654-08:00You are beautiful inside, so I imagine you are jus...You are beautiful inside, so I imagine you are just as beautiful outside!! God don't make no junk you know! :-) Good luck with it and enjoy it. It's your time to shine.OPCCookhttp://www.oklahomapastrycloth.com/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-27849479823145831492011-02-18T11:21:42.135-08:002011-02-18T11:21:42.135-08:00If you can hand milk a surley cow and deal with al...If you can hand milk a surley cow and deal with all sorts of day to day farm related challenges. This should be easy for you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-46679736005749650092011-02-18T10:54:11.419-08:002011-02-18T10:54:11.419-08:00Stop the presses! Isn't getting all gussied ...Stop the presses! Isn't getting all gussied up for the photo shoot the antithesis of your book? Simplicity would imply no professional makeup, no fancy hairdo, and no studio photographer. Fact is, a photo of you milking Matilda might be more appropriate. What is your publisher/editor/agent thinking? <br /><br />Do we get a sneak peak? <br /><br />Anonymous Patriot<br />USAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-65785427206554139582011-02-18T10:02:34.895-08:002011-02-18T10:02:34.895-08:00You'll do fine...=) Don't worry about it a...You'll do fine...=) Don't worry about it and like Anonymous said, be honest with the stylist. They want you to be happy with their work.Vickihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00622338474989335764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-36330181047565378372011-02-18T06:50:34.148-08:002011-02-18T06:50:34.148-08:00"Anonymous 1:33 am" is right - tell the ..."Anonymous 1:33 am" is right - tell the stylist who you are and what you normally do. A seasoned professional will be able to walk you through it and get to a result that will please you and your publisher. If it makes you feel any better, I feel the same way, to the chagrin of DD. :-) JenniferAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-359707514306928652011-02-18T05:10:45.765-08:002011-02-18T05:10:45.765-08:00You've got it, Anonymous Patriot!
BRILLIANT!!...You've got it, Anonymous Patriot!<br /><br />BRILLIANT!!<br /><br />And, Patrice, DEFINITELY talk about the fine points of the different methods of castration -- and Rocky Mountain Oysters!<br /><br />Bill SmithAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-63380658381515336582011-02-18T04:39:49.453-08:002011-02-18T04:39:49.453-08:00You'll be fine! Just relax and tell them to k...You'll be fine! Just relax and tell them to keep it natural.Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07668598488790234072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-27426916889545767782011-02-18T03:17:42.164-08:002011-02-18T03:17:42.164-08:00Ah, if it's a male stylist you might want to s...Ah, if it's a male stylist you might want to skip the castration story.....last thing you want is shaky hands.......naturegirlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-85474987453809228642011-02-18T01:33:55.647-08:002011-02-18T01:33:55.647-08:00If it were me, I would be completely honest with t...If it were me, I would be completely honest with the hairstylist and make-up artist. Tell them that you are a very natural person and that you live on a farm, so no need to be glamorous. The good news is that the "natural" look is in. Less is best! Good Luck.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5526768924178592295.post-68675305325802540962011-02-17T22:51:09.784-08:002011-02-17T22:51:09.784-08:00C'mon, you can handle any dirty job. Just con...C'mon, you can handle any dirty job. Just consider this another one. <br /><br />You could wear a flannel shirt, cow poop-covered bib overalls, a pair of knee boots, plus a knit cap...in order to look the part of a family farmer. Then the salon can do your hair, nails and makeup - for that glamor shot. Yeah, that's the ticket! Kind of a country girl meets Manhattan thing. <br /><br />Anonymous Patriot<br />USAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com