In-your-face stuff from an opinionated
rural north Idaho housewife.
These government-indoctrinated fools worship the creation but reject the Creator. Their final words will be, ‘Beam me up, Scotty. Scotty…?’Montana Guy
I am overflowing with chicken eggs right now and I offered some to my sister. She replied, "No I prefer to buy them in the store so I don't have to think about where they came from." Oh and surprise surprise...she is a flaming liberal.
Bwahahaha. Okay, that's funny.- Patrice
For those with an overflow of eggs and freezers. I freeze the extra eggs from my ducks. Put in a cup and lightly scramble. Pour into an ice tray. Freeze. When frozen, pop the cubes out and put into a zipper freezer bag and back into the freezer. One of my duck eggs equals 3 ice cubes. When I need to bake, I take out the number needed and let thaw. Stir a little and use. They keep well and cook great.Another funny, I had someone tell me that they wanted brown eggs because they are farm raised whereas the white eggs are from commercial facilities. Didn't try to correct them.Scrubbie
A woman offered me pears. I offered her eggs. She screeched about, saying she hated those awful golden yolks from chickens in people's yards. I didn't think she was ever going to stop her hysterical rant. She prefers paler yolks. I said, "Oh, you prefer to eat eggs without Omeaga3, the nutrient used to prevent and treat heart attacks? She said she would buy a pill. Crazy woman, very conservative, God-fearing. We were at a church dinner.
We're planning on getting chickens this year. I wasn't planning on butchering them myself. I'd hire a mobile butcher for that. The boss has already told me otherwise. The chickens will get names and be treated as pets. Chickens can live 8 years. It looks like I will have to BURY my chickens 8 years from now.