Saturday, May 21, 2011

A slightly vulgar joke

A friend sent this. Sorry if it's a little off-color, but I got a chuckle out of it. (My apologies to everyone from Los Angeles.)

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her, um, nether regions.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded,"What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obamacare they turned me down."


  1. I don't get it... someone please explain it to me. I know it kinda' takes something away when it has to be explained, but...

    ~Not Usually Dense, But I guess I have pregnant brain...

  2. I like it! Especially the part about the spotted owl attack. They taste just like chicken; they're just meaner's all. ;)

    Jeff - Tucson

  3. this is one joke where i (lmao) laughed so hard i almost peed in my pants. 8:16 needs to get out of the house more and maybe have a second cup of coffee. hahahahahahahahahaha!

  4. Ha! That's funny! :)

  5. That was a riot so I had to pass it along my favorite folks at "It's about"

  6. I had to steal this. Great post. Made me laugh.