I lifted this joke directly from WND. It cracked me up.
The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Obama, but immediately was inundated with complaints that it was not adhering to envelopes.
The president was enraged and ordered a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special presidential commission presented the following findings:
* The stamp is in perfect order.
* There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
* People are spitting on the wrong side.